The Big Self Help Lie contains the following wondrous, thrilling, transformational chapters. If you dare to read them.

The Lie - You have been sold a lie. Would you like to buy the extended warranty?

Self-Help - You cannot help yourself, ever.

The Human Condition - You're either late or wrong, or usually both.

The Self Awareness Myth - You do not have self awareness. You only have other awareness.

Focus - Stop looking at where you don't want to go.

The New You! - If you're the problem then a new you must be the solution.

You Don't Have to be Perfect - Good enough is more than good enough.

Happy? - You would rather be right than be happy.

Different Strokes - You're different, and so is everyone else.

Whole in One - You are inseparable.

My Reality or Yours? - The future isn't yours.

You Can't Grow - GROW makes you FAIL.

You are Worthless - Thus, you are priceless.

Find Your Purpose - Your only purpose is to live. Anything else is a bonus.

You Don't Even Exist - It's all me, me, me.

Like Like Like - Social Media rewards novelty and makes you feel bad about yourself.

You're an Impostor - Maybe you're just bad at your job.

Feedback not Failure - If there is no failure then there is no success either.

A Friend in Need - Sometimes, helping doesn't help.

Don't Worry - You're imagining the future anyway so why make it bad?

Weight For It - I'm sorry about your weight.

The Future Isn't a Place - There are no maps for where you're going.

Nobody Cares - Also, nobody cares.